I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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