Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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