its not stalking. its research.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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