We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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