and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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