spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I look better un-naked...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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