85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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