Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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