I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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