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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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