So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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