Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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