we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
