I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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