I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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