when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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