I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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