For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Let's paint friendship bongs
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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