Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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