ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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