You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
40s are totally the cure
I believe in your delicious
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Randomize
