I skipped work to stalk him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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