Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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