Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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