That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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