I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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