Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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