I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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