the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm passing your future prison.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
