Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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