Nicole vs. Life
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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