i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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