Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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