thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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