im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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