The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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