You work out of a Hotel?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
