Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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