sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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