in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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