that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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