does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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