If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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