Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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