a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
