We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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