What a fucking waste of an outfit
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i out mim tonsoeep
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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