Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Donāt get me wrongāI love silver and braceletsābut handcuffs are not a good look on meā¦
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