I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I died a long time ago.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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