i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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